Sunday, September 19, 2010

HOW TO BE FUNNY

Stop whatever you’re doing and give me your COMPLETE full attention.
Because you’re about to be handed the “HOLY GRAIL” of not just being funny... but being interesting, witty, likeable and charming as hell.
-- Stanley Lyndon ;)
Who is Stanley Lyndon? Stanley Lyndon is a famous comedian who has coached over 5000 humorists in comedy workshops, and has written lines for some of the biggest names in the comedy industry (yep, I’ve had to write THEIR jokes – haha!).
He has also featured on many television shows including David Letterman, Jay Leno, Oprah and Ellen DeGeneres, produced 3 TV Shows, and has written several parts of many sitcoms including Cheers, Frasier, Friends, and Will & Grace. Not to mention performing live on stage in front of many thousands time and time again.
Give me 7 days…
And I PROMISE That I Can Craft YOU into One of the Most Amazingly Interesting, Witty and Funny Conversationalist That EVERYONE Wants to Meet and Be around…
You’ll:
*       Have more wit, BE THE ULTIMATE comeback pro, and be so witty, sharp and quick… that people will be asking you constantly “hey, what show is that off?” or accuse you of stealing jokes off famous comedians.
*       Be hilarious… don’t you just love those moments where you have everyone around you absolutely CRYING with laughter… OH WAIT, you don’t get that? Well you’re about to.
*       Gain HUGE confidence, and instantly become the “FUN GUY” that everyone loves. Forget about ever being shy at social events from now on, you’ll now be the center of attention and have people hanging on your every word!
*       Have the opposite sex fighting over you for your attention. There has been many studies into what the opposite sex find most desirable in each other, with humor coming a resounding 1st almost every time (more on that later).
*       Become a fully-fledged Conversational Master (I know what it’s like having nothing to say and then feeling really nervous. You’ll be able to eliminate this OVERNIGHT with some of the new skills you’re about to learn.)
*       Use your newfound charm and charisma to climb further up the career ladder. NOW YOU’LL be one of those people who gets promotions easily while everyone else is WORKING THEIR BUTT OFF.
*       Experience Instant and Absolute Confidence and NO FEAR WHATSOEVER when approaching the opposite sex.
*       Become more intelligent and interesting, someone who people become obsessed and fascinated by, a people magnet to ANYONE you talk to.
And a heck of a lot more!
This secret, though simple… is extremely important. IT CAN GET YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT IN LIFE.
And why? Because people will LIKE you. And when people like you, you gain influence… people will try and do all they can to please you. And this is EXACTLY why this secret is so damn important. So without further ado… I present the simple secret.
The simple secret behind this is that THEY ARE FUNNY. They understand what is funny and humorous (at least at an unconscious level). And because of this they are Master Conversationalists that are loved by anyone and everyone they meet. And THIS is what EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET WANTS.
Or how about this study here…
In which a man interviewed THOUSANDS of single women about what they look for in a man and personality traits that turn them on. Here are the TOP 4, in order:
1. Sense of humor.
2. Fun to be with.
3. Good conversationalist.
4. Intelligent.
You’re about to be handed the KEY to developing all of these traits and more…
Look I could go on, there have been hundreds of these studies done proving everything from “Humor being one of the top traits Employers look for when hiring a worker” to “Humor being the main influence on how much sex someone gets”.
But come on, let’s stop mucking around and get to the good stuff.

What if I told you… that there was an actual science to being funny, witty, interesting and being liked by other people.
An actual formula. The “Holy Grail” if you like.
Well I’m here to tell you that there is one. And it is so potently powerful, that ONLY the SINGLE BEST comedians in the world know it (and most do not even use it to its full potential).
In fact I think it’s so powerful… that to an extent, I regret talking about here.
But alas… Because I really want you to get this, I shall continue! ;)
Involved in this formula are 6 KEY elements. (these elements are covered in “fine- comb” detail in my book “How To Be Funny”... more on that shortly.)
Every single piece of humor is generated using these 6 elements. Yep, that’s right… and Every Single Thing That You've Ever Laughed At uses these six elements.
Each of these “elements” work at different levels. And they WORK IN A CERTAIN ORDER (this part is very crucial, you know the elements that make up this formula and you will STILL struggle; it’s getting them in COMPLETE order that will help you to become ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS).
When you find out about these special and select elements, SOME will be complete forehead-slappers…
You know the ones where you find yourself yelling “Why the heck didn’t I think of that!!?”
Because they are so obvious yet you will have never thought of them.
Some of them are A LOT more potent.
Some of these elements, not even 1 in 100 comedians know, and even the best comedians in the world who do know it… (most would know these elements SUBCONSCIOUSLY), DO NOT KNOW HOW TO USE IT TO ITS FULL AND IMMENSELY POWERFUL POTENTIAL.
This formula literally blows people away. Because they begin to see how EASY and SIMPLE it is to become a really funny person. Because it really is easy and simple to become a funny person. The formula is easy to learn.
Listen…

UNDERSTANDING THIS FORMULA will make you the most witty, popular, interesting, funny and charming person among virtually ANY peer group. (Unless someone else has found out about my book, in that case you’ll both be the popular ones, haha!)
I am about to show you my new exclusive book. The one that contains this secret 6 element formula… in which you will learn EXACTLY how to be funny… in which you will learn exactly how to create humor and how humor works.

YOU WILL KNOW WHAT MAKES ANYTHING FUNNY.

Do you know how immensely powerful this will be?
Once you understand this SECRET FORMULA (which is revealed in my book, more on that very soon)… and know each of the 6 elements and more importantly WHICH SPECIFIC ORDER the elements are combined in to create the secret formula of humor…
Being funny will become easy to you. It will become second-nature. You WILL NOT even have to give it second thought. It will be effortless.
In just 7 days of reading my book “How To Be Funny” – you’ll be creating incredible jokes in everyday situations, naturally and subconsciously which will in turn… enable you to become the popular, charming, witty and hilarious person that you’ve always dreamed of becoming.
And this is why YOU NEED MY BOOK!

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